FOOLS IN POOLS FUNNY
Spending time by the pool is usually a perfect way to cool off and have fun. However, some people manage to turn a simple swim into an absurd spectacle that could rival the funniest comedy shows. From cannonballs that splash half the pool to swimming techniques that defy all logic, the pool is full of laughs waiting to happen. Here’s a look at some hilarious moments in pools, along with a few funny pool jokes to keep you giggling:
Hilarious Pool Mishaps:
Forgetting the Pool’s Depth:
You know that feeling when you’re about to jump into the pool and you misjudge the depth? Instead of a graceful dive, you end up making a splash that could drown a small boat. Classic pool move.
The Cannonball Disaster:
There’s always that one person who thinks they’re going to create the biggest splash with a cannonball. Instead, they end up splashing themselves right out of the pool or creating a wave that hits everyone lounging by the edge. It’s funny, but it’s also a little tragic.
The Struggle to Get In:
You can always count on someone struggling to get into the pool, especially if it’s cold. They inch their way in, with one foot in and one foot out, testing the water with a series of “Oh no, that’s too cold!” before they finally take the plunge—yelling all the way down.
The Slippery Walk:
Have you ever tried to walk around the pool with wet feet? It’s like trying to moonwalk on ice. Everyone seems to perform a comedic ballet of slips and slides, with arms flailing for balance, before they finally manage to make it to the edge without falling in.
Funny Pool Jokes:
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they’re afraid of the net!
What did one pool say to the other pool?
You’re looking a little shallow today!
Why did the lifeguard break up with the pool?
It was too draining!
What’s a pool’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good wave!
Why do pool floats never make good comedians?
They always let the air out of the room!