45+ Funny Tuesday Jokes

Here are 45+ funny Tuesday jokes to brighten up your day:

Why did Tuesday feel so unimportant?
Because it was stuck between Monday and Wednesday!

What’s a Tuesday’s favorite type of music?
TUNES-day!

Why was Tuesday the most productive day of the week?
Because Monday was still recovering!

Why don’t people like Tuesdays?
Because they realize they still have three more days to go!

What did one Tuesday say to another?
“Stop copying me!”

Why did Tuesday break up with Wednesday?
It felt like there was someone in the middle!

Why is Tuesday like a math problem?
It’s not as bad as Monday but still requires too much work.

Why did Tuesday go to therapy?
It had an identity crisis—everyone was calling it “Monday part 2.”

Why do people always forget about Tuesday?
It’s too two-rgettable!

What’s the best thing about Tuesday?
It’s not Monday!

What do you call a Tuesday that feels like a Friday?
A miracle!

Why did Tuesday get promoted?
It was doing twice the work of Monday.

What’s a Tuesday’s favorite snack?
Taco Tuesday!

Why don’t people ever trust Tuesdays?
Because it’s always in between!

Why do Tuesdays always feel so long?
Because they’re just waiting for Hump Day!

What did the employee say when the boss asked, “How’s your Tuesday going?”
“Better than Monday, that’s for sure!”

Why is Tuesday so special?
Because it’s the day after Monday that still feels like Monday!

What do you call a lazy Tuesday?
“Snooze-day.”

How does Tuesday feel about being in the middle of the week?
“I’m just here so Friday can get closer.”

Why is Tuesday never ready for the weekend?
It’s still recovering from Monday!

What’s a Tuesday’s least favorite phrase?
“Is it Friday yet?”

Why was the calendar always scared of Tuesdays?
Because it knew Monday was lurking!

What does Tuesday have in common with a potato?
They both make you feel mashed by the end!

Why do people think Tuesday is sneaky?
Because it sneaks in and steals Monday’s thunder.

What do you call a Tuesday that comes too fast?
“A cruel joke!”

Why does Tuesday love tacos?
Because it’s the only thing that makes it bearable!

How is Tuesday like a microwave dinner?
Quick, unsatisfying, and you still have to deal with the rest of the week.

Why did Tuesday go to the gym?
To work off all the stress from Monday.

Why do employees hate Tuesdays?
Because they realize the workweek isn’t even halfway over!

What do you call a really happy Tuesday?
An illusion!

Why did Tuesday go to school?
To get to “Hump Day” faster!

What’s Tuesday’s favorite drink?
A cup of “I wish it were Friday.”

Why do Tuesdays and Wednesdays always fight?
Because Wednesday thinks it’s better with its “Hump Day” status!

What’s a Tuesday’s favorite movie?
The Day After Tomorrow—because it skips Wednesday!

Why did Tuesday go to therapy?
Because everyone kept saying, “At least it’s not Monday.”

What do you call a Tuesday that doesn’t feel like work?
A holiday!

Why don’t people appreciate Tuesdays?
They’re too busy complaining about Mondays!

How does Tuesday compare to Friday?
Like apples and oranges—one’s sweet, the other’s sour!

What do you call a motivational Tuesday?
A Wednesday in disguise.

Why do people never feel ready for Tuesday?
Because Monday drained all their energy!

Why is Tuesday like a second helping of Monday?
Because it feels just as long but with less excitement.

What’s Tuesday’s biggest fear?
Becoming a Monday!

Why don’t Tuesdays have a good reputation?
Because they’re overshadowed by Hump Day.

What’s the most confusing day of the week?
Tuesday—it’s neither the beginning nor the end.

Why does everyone love Taco Tuesday?
It’s the only reason to get excited about Tuesday!

Why does Tuesday feel like a rollercoaster?
Because it’s just the climb before the drop that is Friday!

Why was Tuesday jealous of Thursday?
Because Thursday is so much closer to the weekend!

Hope these jokes make your Tuesday a little more fun!