44 Witty and Funny Responses to “How Are You?”

06.09.2024
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44 Witty and Funny Responses to “How Are You?”

Here are 44 witty and funny responses you can use when someone asks, “How are you?”:

“Better than I deserve!”

“Somewhere between better and best.”

“Surviving… barely.”

“Living the dream! You know, if the dream is a nightmare.”

“I’m as happy as a clam that’s about to be made into clam chowder.”

“Just like a superhero… without the cape or the powers.”

“Like a kangaroo on a trampoline.”

“I’d be better if I won the lottery.”

“Hanging in there, like a cat on a screen door.”

“Not too shabby for someone with no idea what they’re doing!”

 

“I’m functioning on caffeine and sarcasm!”

“Oh, you know, just living my best mediocre life.”

“If I were any better, I’d be illegal.”

“I’m somewhere between ‘I need a nap’ and ‘I’m ready to take on the world!’”

“Like butter on toast—smooth, but about to crumble.”

“Well, I haven’t tripped over anything yet today, so… winning!”

“Like a sock that’s lost its match.”

“If I told you, I’d have to charge you!”

“Like a fine wine—improving with age!”

“I’m emotionally somewhere between a pizza and a salad.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m at an 11… or maybe a 2, depends on the coffee.”

“Breathing… so I guess I’m winning!”

“I’d complain, but nobody listens anyway!”

“I’m 5/7—perfectly adequate.”

“Like a balloon that’s slowly deflating.”

“Well, my dogs still like me, so I’m doing okay.”

“I’ve got a pulse, so that’s a plus!”

“I’d be unstoppable if I could just get started.”

“Like a computer running on 2% battery.”

“I could complain, but then I’d just sound like a country song.”

“I’m like a cloud—drifting through life, occasionally making it rain.”

“Just rolling with the punches… mostly missing them!”

“Living life one caffeine fix at a time.”

“Right as rain… if rain was slightly sarcastic and tired.”

“Somewhere between ‘meh’ and ‘I’m fine.’”

“Like a squirrel who lost its acorns.”

“Can’t complain… but I probably will later!”

“Like a donut—delightful but with a hole in the middle.”

“I’m as cool as a cucumber… that’s been left out in the sun too long.”

“Basically, I’m like a functioning disaster.”

“I’m a solid ‘okay,’ but thanks for asking!”

“Hanging in there like a spider on a thread.”

“Better than a punch in the face!”

“Currently avoiding adulting. How about you?”

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