MOST VIEWED FUNNY VIDEOS #1

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!

What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”

Parallel lines have a lot in common with rivers.
They’re both parallel.

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.

Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!

What do you call a vampire with a cold?
A coffin.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.

Why did the zombie go to school?
To improve his “dead”ucation!

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