32+ Funny Pencil Jokes

Here are 32 funny pencil jokes to bring a smile:

Why did the pencil get in trouble?
Because it was a little sketchy!

What’s a pencil’s favorite place to vacation?
Pencil-vania!

Why did the pencil cross the road?
To draw attention to itself!

Why don’t pencils ever get lost?
They always draw their way back home.

Why do pencils make great comedians?
They always draw big laughs!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
“Stop going in circles, you’re driving me round!”

What do you call an argument between two pencils?
A very pointed debate.

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser?
It found someone more permanent!

How do pencils say goodbye?
“I’ll draw you later!”

Why was the pencil feeling down?
It just couldn’t make a good point!

What did the pencil say at the art gallery?
“I’d call this piece a stroke of genius!”

Why don’t pencils ever get into fights?
They know how to draw the line.

What do you get when you cross a pencil with a calculator?
A problem-solving tool!

Why do pencils have such sharp wit?
They’re always on point!

Why was the pencil always calm?
It had good lead-ership.

How did the pencil become so popular?
It had a really good point!

What’s a pencil’s favorite dance move?
The pencil sharpener shuffle!

Why was the pencil in a bad mood?
It felt pointless without its sharpener.

What’s a pencil’s favorite music genre?
Heavy lead!

How do you get a pencil to laugh?
Tickle its eraser!

Why did the pencil fail the test?
It didn’t have any good points!

Why are pencils so good at math?
They’re always looking for solutions!

What’s a pencil’s favorite sport?
Draw-ling!

Why don’t pencils ever tell secrets?
They’re afraid to draw attention.

How do pencils stay healthy?
They get plenty of lead-er-cise!

Why was the pencil always in a rush?
It didn’t want to be erased from history!

What’s a pencil’s favorite type of math?
Graph-ite equations!

What’s a pencil’s favorite movie genre?
Draw-ma.

What kind of pencils do pirates use?
Aaaargh-2 pencils!

Why was the pencil feeling tired?
It was running out of lead!

Why did the pencil become a detective?
To draw conclusions!

What did one pencil say to the other?
“You’ve got a fine point there!”

These jokes are sure to sharpen your sense of humor!